Lost Rising

fearfulearthbound:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

handlord:

I just tried printing out some “you tried” stars, but apparently my printer is out of gold ink? because they came out this light lavenderish pinkish color

anyone else getting the irony of this situation?

nosdrinker:

ohfuckitsmarykate:

I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh

what you need is Jesus

eusinelaughingalonewithsuicune:

thebattlefrontier:

mom… dad…

i’m pokemon

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee

adamyoungofficial:

You’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down.

314eater:

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)²]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

vriskacage:

are you a bottle of apple juice because you are lookin