President Elmo on the phone with the Pentagon today.
Not a single fuck was given.
Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?
Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.
IM GONNA PISS
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pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
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Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate.
I reblog every time
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I just tried printing out some “you tried” stars, but apparently my printer is out of gold ink? because they came out this light lavenderish pinkish color
anyone else getting the irony of this situation?
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the strength of one whole cat
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