Lost Rising

jonnovstheinternet: President Elmo on the phone with the...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:25:31 -0500

jonnovstheinternet:

President Elmo on the phone with the Pentagon today.

nise3kawan: 馬鹿発見 - 二次元裏＠ふたば Not a single fuck was given.

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:24:47 -0500

nise3kawan:

馬鹿発見 - 二次元裏＠ふたば

Not a single fuck was given.

fearfulearthbound: mageof2spooky: jpbrammer: Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 17:53:38 -0400

fearfulearthbound:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

the-absolute-funniest-posts: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 17:33:38 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy

the dark pregnancy rises

nothingsgoingtochange: Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 17:31:34 -0400

nothingsgoingtochange:

Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate.

I reblog every time

Photo

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:39:31 -0400

Photo

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:37:25 -0400

handlord: I just tried printing out some “you tried” stars, but apparently my printer is out of...

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:35:54 -0400

handlord:

I just tried printing out some “you tried” stars, but apparently my printer is out of gold ink? because they came out this light lavenderish pinkish color

anyone else getting the irony of this situation?

wikitiki: the strength of one whole cat

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:20:57 -0400

wikitiki:

the strength of one whole cat

marifallsinreverse: eyesofophelia: theblueeyesinthemud: somewh...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:20:27 -0400

marifallsinreverse:

eyesofophelia:

theblueeyesinthemud:

somewhere-inside-my-head:

OH MY YES I FINALLY FOUND IT

best post ever i cant

OH MY GOD. DEAD.

OH GOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO LAUGH FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.

nosdrinker: ohfuckitsmarykate: I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh what you need is...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:04:33 -0400

nosdrinker:

ohfuckitsmarykate:

I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh

what you need is Jesus

marry-for-money: ana-falcao: This picture is in time with the...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:57:57 -0400

marry-for-money:

ana-falcao:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

MIND = BLOWN 1000000 X

holy… fuck.

oh-my-godstiel: kreasecock: Am I the only one who find...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:51:09 -0400

oh-my-godstiel:

kreasecock:

Am I the only one who find this hilarious or?

he’s like, “bitch, shut up, my fandom is better than yours.”

bitch probably tagged her hate

no 12.9 years old on tumblr

These comments. omfg

We’re so going to hell

is this just my imagination or is her arm super hairy?

OH MY GOD HER FUCKING ARM

ITS ONLY ONE ARM

“photoshop u doing it wrong”

eusinelaughingalonewithsuicune: thebattlefrontier: mom… dad… i’m pokemon The Bible says Adam and...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:49:39 -0400

eusinelaughingalonewithsuicune:

thebattlefrontier:

mom… dad…

i’m pokemon

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee

butterfliesandsuicides: jou4mrk: perks-of-fangirling: aliapie:...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:48:22 -0400

butterfliesandsuicides:

jou4mrk:

perks-of-fangirling:

aliapie:

theofficenerd:

niam-ate-nouis:

-stonecoldfox:

So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME

i think i just peed myself

i will always reblog this.

omg hahaha

he’s back on my dash omg YES

It’s back? This is a good day.

adamyoungofficial: You’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 15:53:18 -0400

adamyoungofficial:

You’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down.

me in PE

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 14:10:45 -0400

me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give

Photo

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 14:10:39 -0400

314eater: Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 23:51:17 -0400

314eater:

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)²]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

vriskacage: are you a bottle of apple juice because you are lookin

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 23:48:45 -0400

vriskacage:

are you a bottle of apple juice because you are lookin