blackbruise:

nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud

Except maybe two people screaming “gay” really loudly.

So… do you like breadsticks?

(Source: kevinziwenhuang)

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

a-real-hattori-hanzo:

jam—hot:

excuseyougandalf:

imawanchor:

digitalfisticuffs:

salami-sato:

itsganon:

after a long, hard day, kanye west finally lays down to take his kanye rest

in his kanye nest

and wakes up feeling his kanye best

and then gets dressed in his kanye vest 

to go on a kanye quest

in the kanye west

but will he find it? thats the kanye test.

since when was kanye west a dr seuss character

I don’t know, but I heard they’re throwing in his honor a kanye fest.

(Source: drvideogames)

nexusxyz:

inclinant:

sometimes-victor:

NBC got the only right that matters.

I’m literally crying from laughter. 

YOU HAD ONE JOB NBC. ONE JOB.

They had one job. Can’t imagine they’ll be invited back.

subpoenagirl:

On the off chance I ever have children, WE SHALL DO THIS.

When I have kids, I NEED to do this with them.

johnaaayyy:

Win.

EPIC WIN.

johnaaayyy:

Win.

EPIC WIN.

But me kind of have to.

But me kind of have to.

thisisanexparrot:

bronteloganwinchester:

pezevans:

compuhorse:

andrew-scoot:

simpusimpu:

Oh, I just realised the problem…

jesus FUCK

i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question

How the fuck do you answer that.

You have officially won the troll olympics. 

oh my gOD

katnissuprising:

I CNA’T BREATHE

(Source: lackiejee)